apparently taylor is too tan. or not tan enough. unclear - more to come. In the meantime, readers, do you prefer your taylor tan or tanless?

we got our hands on some footage from a wedding this year. There were no photographs allowed, but we strapped a gopro to squirrel, put him on a broomstick, and pushed him over the the wall. Unfortunately the squirrel ran up an electrical pole and bit through the wire, but before he was electrocuted we were able to secure the photos over bluetooth. More to come, but this one features taylor exposing a pizza tattoo. Rumours about this tattoo have been swirling in our comment section for years, so it's good to have photograph evidence.