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Fat Taylor
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Skinny Taylor
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The pitch for bird: ST excorcised FT, but 6 FT horcruxes remain
The case against: he probably doesn't even know what a horcrux is.
The case against: he probably doesn't even know what a horcrux is.
Kohler Before
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Kohler Now (artistic rendering)
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The case for Kohler: he didn't submit his final photos so for all we know he could look like tom brady
The case against Kohler: he didn't submit his final photos so for all we know he could look like eli manning
Kevin Before
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Kevin After
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Why Kevin? He lost 20 lbs and averaged a 6:49 mile in a half marathon. He's clearly the fittest of the hunks.
Why not Kevin? Kevin started life on 3rd base, having attended an elite catholic school in suburban philadelphia. let's hold this upper cruster to a higher standard!
Why not Kevin? Kevin started life on 3rd base, having attended an elite catholic school in suburban philadelphia. let's hold this upper cruster to a higher standard!
Kyle Before
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Kyle After
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Kyle makes his own case:
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Matthew Before
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Matthew After
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The case for matthew: appears to have beefed up his schlong, very impressive
the case against matthew: he shed his glasses in an attempt to look hotter, a move he might have stolen from peter parker or Clueless or even Clark Kent. But did he pull it off?
the case against matthew: he shed his glasses in an attempt to look hotter, a move he might have stolen from peter parker or Clueless or even Clark Kent. But did he pull it off?
Commish Before
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commish after
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case against sean: dude hasn't changed his boxers in 6 months
case for sean: dude hasn't changed his boxers for 5 months!
case for sean: dude hasn't changed his boxers for 5 months!
Bean Countin' Brian Before
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BBB After
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Why vote for bean: bean no more, he quit his desk job to bike across the country. He's on the beginning of his fit journey
Why not vote for bri: voting for an italian is how mussolini got into power
Why not vote for bri: voting for an italian is how mussolini got into power
Chris b4
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chris after
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you'll never guess why you should vote for chris: look at his back! and significant muscle tone all around.
Top 10 Reasons Chris should lose: answer hidden behind paywall
Top 10 Reasons Chris should lose: answer hidden behind paywall
std b4
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std after
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why you shouldn't choose steve: too "hurt" to lift? get outta here!!
why you should choose stds: you are what you eat!
why you should choose stds: you are what you eat!
west coast will before
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west coast will after
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why will? he's west coast well. he's hot and tan and eats avocados RAW
why not will? he's 3 hours behind most competitors, which means he got a 3 hour headstart on the competition. unfair!
why not will? he's 3 hours behind most competitors, which means he got a 3 hour headstart on the competition. unfair!
