taylormas is finally here
This holiday commemorates the spirit of Taylor, who is like the Grinch except irredeemable. On this day, for thousands of years, our people have gathered around the Xbox to shake our heads disapprovingly, fall off high things, swear next year is the year for Philly sports, and feast on hand-rolled Chipotle burritos until we are engorged (then run 10k to sweat it off). If you are interested in learning more about Taylormas, then, well, in the spirit of this sacred day: shutup, nobody cares.
what do we do on taylormas?
Obviously we compete, duh, idiot...Taylor selects the teams. taylor isn't on a team because he judges.
Round 1: taylor trivia
Each time has to answer as many of these questions as they can in 5 minutes. I don't know the right answer, Taylor will have to judge. Whoever gets more points wins the round.
1) what’s papa Joes address
2) Taylor’s first job
3) first bar mitzvah Taylor attended
4) Birthday
5) name of the neighborhood he lived in Miami
6) first kiss
7) height in inches
8) each calendar year he was a chipotle employee
9) list 5 jobs he’s had
10) did he kiss Ben Soowal?
11) list of injuries after falling from bridge
12) list of all roomates
13) papa joes front license plate spelled out what? Both cars plz.
14) name all of Taylor’s former homes. Addresses or descriptions acceptable
15) years he’s lived in manayunk
16) year he met Ethan
17) name of all siblings and step siblings
18) what % Italian is he?
19) what musical instrument did tsylor learn in HS?
20) how many times has tsylor been to Las Vegas
21) year when Taylor first met Jenn
22) name of ALL Taylor’s dogs
23) how fast can Taylor run 5 miles? (Closest answer wins)
24) year tsylor went vegetarian
25) Taylor’s current job title
1) what’s papa Joes address
2) Taylor’s first job
3) first bar mitzvah Taylor attended
4) Birthday
5) name of the neighborhood he lived in Miami
6) first kiss
7) height in inches
8) each calendar year he was a chipotle employee
9) list 5 jobs he’s had
10) did he kiss Ben Soowal?
11) list of injuries after falling from bridge
12) list of all roomates
13) papa joes front license plate spelled out what? Both cars plz.
14) name all of Taylor’s former homes. Addresses or descriptions acceptable
15) years he’s lived in manayunk
16) year he met Ethan
17) name of all siblings and step siblings
18) what % Italian is he?
19) what musical instrument did tsylor learn in HS?
20) how many times has tsylor been to Las Vegas
21) year when Taylor first met Jenn
22) name of ALL Taylor’s dogs
23) how fast can Taylor run 5 miles? (Closest answer wins)
24) year tsylor went vegetarian
25) Taylor’s current job title
Round 2: facenda whitaker bowling
taylor once worked at a bowling alley and ethan bowled a 300 (crazy). So round 2 is a bowling competiton. I did not prepare for this so just figure it out.
Round 3: chipotle wrapping
In honor of Taylor's former vocation, each team gets a stack of wraps with some filling. Whoever wraps more wraps wins. Taylor is the judge, but he has to approve final wraps.
Round 4: debate
The two teams face-off in a debate. They each have to pick an argument they know 100% is wrong, and then argue it. Whoever does a more persuasive argument wins. Taylor is the judge because he is master of arguing for stuff he knows is wrong.
Tiebreaker: Taylor picks the team that he likes more
This is arbitrary and undermines the integrity of the competition, but ask Taylor if he cares.
What does the winning team get?
Limited edition fully bound OFFICIAL Taylormas activity & coloring books. worth their weight in gold. Too expensive to print enough for everyone but you can also download the pdfs for each page here inc ase you lose. If you are a loser, then you can pritn and bind at your own expense.
| cover.pdf |
| cross-with-taylor.pdf |
| untitled_presentation.pdf |
| 2.pdf |
| 1.pdf |
| yearbook.pdf |
| draft-01.jpg |
| draft-02.jpg |
| final_file.jpg |
| taylormatching.pdf |
