Fat Taylor/Skinny Taylor Action Figure Set ORIGINAL EDITION VERY RARE
Attention Hunks and Dings. As many of you know, our friend T-bird has gone through an incredible, transformative journey of self-actualization over the last two years. What he has accomplished makes Michael Ohr look like Billy Bush.
As a Christmas gift I'm planning on having a Taylor-themed, commemorative action figure set custom-made. The set will consist of one fat taylor and one skinny taylor. It's a collectible 2-pack superhero set that is sure to go up in value.
We here at PatchStick would love for the action figures to be a gift from the T-bird community.
In addition to the priceless, warm, fuzzy feeling of helping those in need, donations will be rewarded as follows (you get all rewards up to the amount you give):
$1: you get a text saying "thx"
$2: you get another text saying "thx"
$3: Steve "the dick" will slide into you IG inbox with an original inspirational quote
$5: You'll get a lifestyle tip from helmut (i dunno what that means but brian said he'll do it)
$10: West Coast Will sends you a topless selfie
$15: you'll get a shout-out on the actual packaging of the action-figure
$20: If we raise enough money we'll make additional copies of the action figures. If you donate $20, you'll be entered into the raffle to win your very own Fat Taylor / Skinny Taylor action figure. This is a can't miss investment - will be worth a fortune one day. Every $5 over $20 gets you another raffle ticket.
TO DONATE: Venmo Michael-Patchen (make sure to mark it private so he doesn't find out)
Disclaimer: Some people think this is mean and we shouldn't do it. I've thought a lot about this and decided that it's not, so be cool. This project is about celebrating the life and achievements of Taylor. I can't think of any way to do that without making fun of him a little. Can you? Plus he's basically asking for the attention with with those tight, lean calves.
