What is yellow tongue fever?

Yellow Tongue Fever is a rare tropical virus thought to be transmitted through airborne particles, mosquito bites, or through bands of energy that surround alpha males. Symptoms include sore throat, cold-like symptoms, excessive mucus buildup, insane diarrhea, fever, and most notably the eponymous Yellow Tongue. There is no available cure for Yellow Tongue fever. Those who contract face an arduous and uncertain journey to recovery. The diarrhea can last months, and in some cases is a permanent affliction.

What can I do to help?

Although there is no available cure, there is a cure. YTF antibodies have been identified by scientists. The job now is to keep those antibodies alive. They reside in a specialized vessel that must be kept at approximately 98 degrees. Energy/rent expenses for the storage space run thousands of dollars per month. It's expensive, but the only way to secure the antibodies. Once the antibodies are comfortable and don't have to work anymore, the next step would be to turn the antibodies into a vaccine and distribute to the masses.

I can't give money, but please take my thoughts and prayers

Thank you and we return the thoughts and prayers. We currently have 434 prayers and 700+ thoughts. If we can get to 10,000 then we may have a shot at this thing.